Paris Hilton -- My Private Jet is Better Than Yours ...
Even at 10,000 feet ... Paris Hilton always ends up in bed.

Paris was flying out of Paris this morning in a ridiculous private jet when she decided to take a nap ... in a frickin' queen size bed aboard the jet!!

So, we gotta ask -- if you're in a bed on a private jet with another person ... is turbulence a good thing or a bad thing? TMZ Staff